Saturday, February 8, 2014

Jesus Rant in the Key of D

Jesus Rant in the Key of D


by



D Edward Collier




This is a Christian nation, the United States of America, or so I am told...


          A Christian nation???



Is it a Christian Nation...?



... or is it a Jewish nation, or a Muslim nation, or a Buddhist nation, or a Baptist nation, or an any Religion nation.

      My observation is this, if indeed we are a Christian nation, then the qualification for 'faith of the nation', is defined by the loudest, pushiest group of people worshiping something.

      I call myself a Christian, but what I personally believe is very different than main stream evangelical Christian Faith.  


      I believe this really loving  'Cat' from Nazareth,


      imparted TWO rules upon us, right before he was shown what

      preaching love and peace will get you. 




      Say thank you each day to your creator, father, origin, god and love that being, is #1.  Love everyone else just as much as you love your creator, is #2.



 That is all! 


      If you have more than a passing familiarity with the devout

Christians across the world, you will see the rather large gulf between

our two sides of the faith.


      Wiccans don't worship the goddess skyclad (naked) on the evening news or in a legislative session or in a school, or before a high school football game, or before a graduation.  


      But, across America today, there are 'christians' fighting a

cultural war of words, actions, violence, and hate against anyone who

will not allow them to put a christian ceremony, front in center of the 

culture, or on top of, or after, any official gathering/function in a 

civic/public setting.


      It wouldn't be so bad, if the ones pushing these ceremonies, didn't feel most of the population were unworthy of their 'Loving God.'
      

     So, I just want to publically say this to them...



        "Don't force your literal interpretation,   
           of a collection of constantly rewritten     
           and reinterpreted folk tales, put to paper, 
           by man, in the form of a book, on me in     
           public, or at all."                                    


     YOUR religion is YOUR business! 



     No matter what YOUR preacher says, don't try cramming it down my 

throat, or carrying it to other people, lucky enough to not have heard 

YOUR particular brand of Crazy before.



"Hanging from that branch of faith..."



     'Missionary' is a sexual position, 

      not an avocation for your life, or a job you must travel,

      far from home to do, 




      
  because you hear voices

 in YOUR head,and of          
Chasing Faerie lights...

 course YOU want other

 peoples money 

 to do this 'Mission.'

    







      I have a mission for You, try using a Grain of Salt, 
or historical perspective, on the people who lived at the time these stories were conceived.


More Than 2000 years ago...


     Picture  and  Conceive  of their 'genuine lack of knowledge' about how the physical world worked...




     7 days... really?  You literally believe that is true?  2 of every animal on a wooden ship for over a month, predators and prey, tended to by a family headed by a drunken incestuous pedophile, during a worldwide flood?  really?  Swallowing that one also?  1 apple peddling snake, the root reason there is suffering and NOT paradise?  Open wide, and try not to choke, I bet your pastor is really proud of you for taking that shit in without question.



     I call myself a Christian, because there was a man, who was recorded to say, around 2000 years ago, that we should be thankful we are alive, and love everyone the same, including ourselves.  



     He said this at great personal cost to himself, 

     He wanted people to open their eyes and stop suffering,

     the FOOLs around them that 'claimed to speak for a 

     god.'  


      
   He did this because he loved people,
                                      
     not because he was trying to found a
                                     
 religion.



I love y'all too... 

                        just don't get that worked up when I say it.


      We need the wood elsewhere!!!!!!!


B e s i d e s . . .


      I don't know 12 people I want hanging around all the time,

and neither would You.  


     There is a lesson here... if you block the sun with your bible

and squint through what you have been told to believe...



   
                        
 Don't Worry About

Other Guy! (women or child)
                            
     Stop taking such crazy sh*t 
                            
    so seriously... 
                                  

          

 nuff’ said! 





(soap box being dragged away...)



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